Funny questions people ask in obvious situations
1. At market: hey! What are u doing here?
Ans: Dont u know! I sell vegetables here.
2. In bus: A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes steps on ur feet: Sorry did that hurt?
Ans :not at all. I'm on local anesthesia. Why dont you try again?
3.When u get woken up at midnight by a phone cal:
sorry! Were u sleeping?
Ans: No! I was doing a research whether earth is round or not. You thought i was sleeping!
4.When you see a friend with evidently short hair: hey! Hv u had a haircut?
Ans: nah! Its autumn season and I'm shedding...
5. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Why, why him, of all people.
Ans:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
7. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks... Oh, so you smoke.
Ans:- Gosh, it's a miracle it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!
8. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask... Is the guy you're marrying good?
Ans:- No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just his teeth.
1. At market: hey! What are u doing here?
Ans: Dont u know! I sell vegetables here.
2. In bus: A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes steps on ur feet: Sorry did that hurt?
Ans :not at all. I'm on local anesthesia. Why dont you try again?
3.When u get woken up at midnight by a phone cal:
sorry! Were u sleeping?
Ans: No! I was doing a research whether earth is round or not. You thought i was sleeping!
4.When you see a friend with evidently short hair: hey! Hv u had a haircut?
Ans: nah! Its autumn season and I'm shedding...
5. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Why, why him, of all people.
Ans:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
7. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks... Oh, so you smoke.
Ans:- Gosh, it's a miracle it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!
8. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask... Is the guy you're marrying good?
Ans:- No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just his teeth.
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