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The Newly Replaced Slogan For Every State In Nigeria -
1. Lagos: "Give Us Your Poor and Weak, We Shall Rob and Murder Them at No Extra Cost To You."
2. Niger: "The Home of Dictators. Which Other State Has Two?"
3. Kano: "Shut-up, Niger, Have you Forgotten Murtala Muhammed and Sani Abacha?"
4. Ondo: "Boy, Where Have All Our Bright Ones Gone?"
5. Ekiti: "Thank God, We Got All The Bright Ones From Ondo During State Creation."
6. Cross River: "Can Someone Tell Us If We Are Nigerians or Cameroonians?"
7. Ebonyi: "Damn It, Cross River, Who Cares?"
8. Sokoto: "The Ajucation State."
9. Benue: "Home of the Brave Ones. Remember Okar, Iyorshie & Malu?"
10. Plateau: "We Once Shared The Same State With The Brave Ones. Hip! Hip!! Hip!!!? Hurray!!!"
11. Bayelsa: "Thank God for Odi, Our Claim To Fame."
12. Kaduna: "Are There Really More Christians Than Moslems in This State? We Want A Recount."
13. Borno: "Does Anyone Know How to Spell Boroonu? Please Help?"
14. Kwara: "To Be Yorubas or Hausas--That is The Question."
15. Akwa Ibom: "Our Women Are The Best Lovers."
16. Jigawa: "Bring Those Sinning Akwa Ibom Women & We Shall Flog Them."
17. Zamfara: "Home of The One-Armed Citizens."
18. Bauchi: "We Took Out The 'B' in Biafra."
19. Enugu: "Watch Your Goro Mouth, Bauchi?"
20. Ogun: "In The Words of Our President--'Go To Hell'."
21. Oyo: "There Are Only Two States in Nigeria--Oyo & Others. Ye-whooooo!!!"
22. Edo: "How Many of Our Girls Did They Deport From Italy Today?"
23. Delta: "Who Cares, Edo? We Stopped Counting Years Ago When We Became a Separate State. Hehehehehe."
24. Imo: " 'I' for 'Igbo', 'M' for 'MASSOB' & 'O' for 'Ojukwu'. Yeah!!!!"
25. Kebbi: "Come Drink in Our State. We Don't Care. Just Don't Stagger Into Zamfara."
26. Taraba: "We Almost Had Oil."
27. Abia: "Our Governor is More Handsome Than Yours. Eat Your Heart Out."
28. Adamawa: "Nun-Cents, We Are The Edukayshion Slate. No Sokoto. Tafur"
29. kogi: "We Love Our State So Much That We Will Spell It for You--'K' as in 'Cupboard', 'O' as in 'Nothing', 'G' as in 'Jesus' and 'I' as in 'Eyes'. Yeah!!!."
30. Nasarawa: "Kai, We Almost Had Oil Too."
31. Anambra: "Okadigbo, Never Heard of Him."
32. Yobe: "Our Claim To Fame: Major Hamza El Mustapha."
33. Rivers: "Eat Oil, Sleep Oil, Drink Oil Like Ogogoro."
34. Osun: "Are We Really A State? We Are Confused?"
35. Gombe: "Zombie O' Zombie."
36. Katsina: "Leave Us Alone. We Are Still Thinking of a Slogan. We Are Slow Thinkers."
FCT--- Abuja: "The Centre of Corruption."
The Newly Replaced Slogan For Every State In Nigeria -
1. Lagos: "Give Us Your Poor and Weak, We Shall Rob and Murder Them at No Extra Cost To You."
2. Niger: "The Home of Dictators. Which Other State Has Two?"
3. Kano: "Shut-up, Niger, Have you Forgotten Murtala Muhammed and Sani Abacha?"
4. Ondo: "Boy, Where Have All Our Bright Ones Gone?"
5. Ekiti: "Thank God, We Got All The Bright Ones From Ondo During State Creation."
6. Cross River: "Can Someone Tell Us If We Are Nigerians or Cameroonians?"
7. Ebonyi: "Damn It, Cross River, Who Cares?"
8. Sokoto: "The Ajucation State."
9. Benue: "Home of the Brave Ones. Remember Okar, Iyorshie & Malu?"
10. Plateau: "We Once Shared The Same State With The Brave Ones. Hip! Hip!! Hip!!!? Hurray!!!"
11. Bayelsa: "Thank God for Odi, Our Claim To Fame."
12. Kaduna: "Are There Really More Christians Than Moslems in This State? We Want A Recount."
13. Borno: "Does Anyone Know How to Spell Boroonu? Please Help?"
14. Kwara: "To Be Yorubas or Hausas--That is The Question."
15. Akwa Ibom: "Our Women Are The Best Lovers."
16. Jigawa: "Bring Those Sinning Akwa Ibom Women & We Shall Flog Them."
17. Zamfara: "Home of The One-Armed Citizens."
18. Bauchi: "We Took Out The 'B' in Biafra."
19. Enugu: "Watch Your Goro Mouth, Bauchi?"
20. Ogun: "In The Words of Our President--'Go To Hell'."
21. Oyo: "There Are Only Two States in Nigeria--Oyo & Others. Ye-whooooo!!!"
22. Edo: "How Many of Our Girls Did They Deport From Italy Today?"
23. Delta: "Who Cares, Edo? We Stopped Counting Years Ago When We Became a Separate State. Hehehehehe."
24. Imo: " 'I' for 'Igbo', 'M' for 'MASSOB' & 'O' for 'Ojukwu'. Yeah!!!!"
25. Kebbi: "Come Drink in Our State. We Don't Care. Just Don't Stagger Into Zamfara."
26. Taraba: "We Almost Had Oil."
27. Abia: "Our Governor is More Handsome Than Yours. Eat Your Heart Out."
28. Adamawa: "Nun-Cents, We Are The Edukayshion Slate. No Sokoto. Tafur"
29. kogi: "We Love Our State So Much That We Will Spell It for You--'K' as in 'Cupboard', 'O' as in 'Nothing', 'G' as in 'Jesus' and 'I' as in 'Eyes'. Yeah!!!."
30. Nasarawa: "Kai, We Almost Had Oil Too."
31. Anambra: "Okadigbo, Never Heard of Him."
32. Yobe: "Our Claim To Fame: Major Hamza El Mustapha."
33. Rivers: "Eat Oil, Sleep Oil, Drink Oil Like Ogogoro."
34. Osun: "Are We Really A State? We Are Confused?"
35. Gombe: "Zombie O' Zombie."
36. Katsina: "Leave Us Alone. We Are Still Thinking of a Slogan. We Are Slow Thinkers."
FCT--- Abuja: "The Centre of Corruption."
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